Last week's debate left one huge question unanswered.
What the hell is that on The Donald's head?
The question was actually answered last April butt people seem to have forgotten. So I'm seeding this important article to remind everyone so they will know the truth about The Donald's toupee.
The actual make up of Donald Trump’s hair, long the subject of much speculation in the media, was finally revealed on Wednesday when the squirrel posing as his toupee left the head of Mr. Trump to rejoin its brethren among the majestic whispering maples.
Previous theories as to the makeup of Mr. Trump’s hair included shredded wheat, a bird’s nest and pasta from Pfieffer Dining Hall....
At first blamed on a gust of wind, Mr. Trump attempted to pat his “unruly locks” back into place. However as he approached the center of campus the toupee raised its head and revealed its true nature.
The beady eyes of the squirrel were at first mistaken for Mr. Trump’s own eyes, but the illusion was quickly shattered when the squirrel leaped from Trump’s head and lit into the branches of the nearest tree.
Eyewitness reports state that Mr. Trump was initially shocked and angered, immediately screaming at the squirrel that he was fired. Mr. Trump, swearing he would never hire another squirrel, then made a swift exit and left the campus with his entourage in tow.
Donald Trump announced that he is suing the squirrel for ten million acorns.
Trump has donned a honey badger as his new toupee since the departure of his head squirrel.