Apparently Pastor Scarborough has cancelled his much anticipated weenie roast. I'm glad he's decided against becoming a flaming idiot because he's too old to qualify for a Darwin Award.
Pastor Scarborough fears that when the black helicopters come to Texas, he will be given an abortion and forced to marry a homosexual thanks to SCOTUS. And it's going to be hilarious when he finds out that SCOTUS also approved the Obamacare death panels.
And I want to remind Pastor Scarborough that, thanks to SCOTUS, he has the right to remain silent.
From the article:
He threatened to become a human torch if the Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage equality. Now Pastor Rick Scarborough is clarifying his remarks.
Put away the marshmallows. Texas Pastor Rick Scarborough issued a statement clarifying his statement that he would be willing to set himself on fire in his fight against gay rights, now declaring, "We do not support any violence or physical harm.” .
The antigay clergyman from Pearland, Tx., made the remark to right-wing preacher E.W. Jackson in a recorded conference call with supporters on June 16:
“We are not going to bow, we are not going to bend, and if necessary we will burn.”
Although it was not clear at the time whether Scarborough meant those words to be taken literally or figuratively, the fiery pastor issued a statement to KFYO News several hours after the high court issued its ruling Friday morning, walking back his remarks to clarify he was not planning a self-immolation