The Weeper of the House, John Boehner, is leading the second meeting of Republican caucus today. An unnamed source, Michele Bachmann, describe what unfolded during the first meeting. She said, "Boehner had his hands full handling the the Republican caucus. I thought is was going to be about the fiscal cliff but Boehner said they had harder thing that need to be handled. It turned into a stiff competition between the Congressmen. But, Boehner prevailed and was able to cum in first and third. Boehner moved around dropping his pearls of wisdom all over the floor of the House. Then they decided to have an afternoon session."
Before the second session Boehner said that the Republican caucus had stocked up on Viagra and was ready to go again. Boehner said that he had been on a diet of White Russians and Testosterone for days and he could beat any other Congressman. He said, "I know it sounds like it's really going to be hard, but the American people can count on me to beat this thing. We don't know how long this could take but I will keep pounding away until the caucus is satisfied."