When I wrote my last article, I asked people to tell me what kind of article they wanted next.  Naturally the majority of people said they want an article about sex, drugs and Rock and Roll.  So I'm doing this one about sex and Rock and I'll do the one about drugs soon.  I chose the videos below being careful to avoid any that were too eXplicit (sorry guys - I don't want to get in trouble).  I watched hundreds of hours of sexy music videos for this article.  As you can imagine, it was very hard.  I also avoided most of the newer videos that you may have recently seen.

Fellow Newsviner, billy bob philly, was recently banned over a simple misunderstanding that a moderator had previously handled.  He was accused by a different moderator of being a re-reg of billy bob philly-1, an ID that was actually created by the previous moderator.  Anyway this article is dedicated to billy bob philly.  I hope his problem is resolved before the Newsvine villagers grab torches and storm the castle.

I wrote an article called "The Forgotten History of Newsvine" last month.  In the article I claimed that Andy Devine created Newsvine during the Great Depression.  So billy bob philly posted a comment on the article with a link to this video:
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

Thom Paine told me that when he lost a bet on a game at a bowling alley.  He had to sing "I Touch Myself" karaoke style to a bunch of guys in the bowling alley bar. 

I'm old enough to remember back to a time before rock videos.  Back then the Rock and Roll sex was about the lyrics and the live performances.  There were some bands that specialized in nasty lyrics and gyrations on the stage.  Costumes were designed to emphasize certain body parts.

Okay, the first video was for bill.  My girlfriends tell me that women may find this next video sexy.  Don't worry it's not Rod Stewart.  I wouldn't subject you to that. 

Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8

The next video was sent to me by my friend Bruce.  The video was produced after the song was popular but it is a great example of how the addition of some eye candy can make a Rock song sexy.

BTO - Takin' Care Of Business (A Sexier Version)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-R9S1m4dA

This is another one from Aerosmith because my girlfriends think Steven Tyler is (used to be?) sexy.  Really?  Don't worry guys there's also some eye candy for you -- Mila Kunis.

Aerosmith - Jaded (Mila Kunis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_5jbbX6q40
"According to lead singer Steven Tyler, he wrote this song while thinking of his youngest daughter, and how he missed much of her childhood because he was touring. He feels he jaded her and himself by not being available due to band commitments or drug problems."

What is the sexiest music video ever?  According to chacha.com the sexiest music video ever was "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer (1985).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

The girls said I have to include this one.
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOxCqSxRD0

Here's one to get the guys moist.
Boys boys boys - Sabrina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

And, finally, the sexiest music video of 2012 according to chacha.com is the Neon Hitch video for her song "Fuck U Betta." Neon Hitch is a British singer and songwriter.
Neon Hitch - Fuck U Betta [Explicit Version]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Zb8G8rE1g

So tell me which one you liked best and post a link to a Rock video that you think is sexy.  Your input will be appreciated.

Free billy bob philly!!!