When I wrote my last article, I asked people to tell me what kind of article they wanted next. Naturally the majority of people said they want an article about sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. So I'm doing this one about sex and Rock and I'll do the one about drugs soon. I chose the videos below being careful to avoid any that were too eXplicit (sorry guys - I don't want to get in trouble). I watched hundreds of hours of sexy music videos for this article. As you can imagine, it was very hard. I also avoided most of the newer videos that you may have recently seen.
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I wrote an article called "The Forgotten History of Newsvine" last month. In the article I claimed that Andy Devine created Newsvine during the Great Depression. So billy bob philly posted a comment on the article with a link to this video:
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Music video by Divinyls performing I Touch Myself.
Thom Paine told me that when he lost a bet on a game at a bowling alley. He had to sing "I Touch Myself" karaoke style to a bunch of guys in the bowling alley bar.
I'm old enough to remember back to a time before rock videos. Back then the Rock and Roll sex was about the lyrics and the live performances. There were some bands that specialized in nasty lyrics and gyrations on the stage. Costumes were designed to emphasize certain body parts.
Okay, the first video was for bill. My girlfriends tell me that women may find this next video sexy. Don't worry it's not Rod Stewart. I wouldn't subject you to that.
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator
Music video by Aerosmith performing Love In An Elevator. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2,013,713. (C) 1994 UMG Recordings, Inc.
The next video was sent to me by my friend Bruce. The video was produced after the song was popular but it is a great example of how the addition of some eye candy can make a Rock song sexy.
BTO - Takin' Care Of Business (A Sexier Version)!
BTO 'Takin' Care Of Business' (A Sexier Version)! Music Video Remix. Visit http://www.halterwebs.com for more fun!
This is another one from Aerosmith because my girlfriends think Steven Tyler is (used to be?) sexy. Really? Don't worry guys there's also some eye candy for you -- Mila Kunis.
Aerosmith - Jaded (Mila Kunis)
"According to lead singer Steven Tyler, he wrote this song while thinking of his youngest daughter, and how he missed much of her childhood because he was touring. He feels he jaded her and himself by not being available due to band commitments or drug problems."
Clipe da banda Aerosmith, música 'Jaded' do álbum 'Just Push Play' de 2001 onde Mila faz uma participação. Para ver screencaptures do clipe entre no site Mila Kunis Brasil (http://milakunis.com.br/)
What is the sexiest music video ever? According to chacha.com the sexiest music video ever was "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer (1985).
Music video by Robert Palmer performing Addicted To Love. (C) 1985 The Island Def Jam Music Group
The girls said I have to include this one.
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Here's one to get the guys moist.
Boys boys boys - Sabrina
Sabrina Salerno's video of her best song " boys, boys, boys"
And, finally, the sexiest music video of 2012 according to chacha.com is the Neon Hitch video for her song "Fuck U Betta." Neon Hitch is a British singer and songwriter.
Neon Hitch - Fuck U Betta [Explicit Version]
© 2012 WMG The explicit version of Neon Hitch's brand new video "Fuck U Betta." Directed by Chris Applebaum. Download "Fuck U Betta" on iTunes: http://bit.ly/fubetta Links: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/NeonHitchMusic Website: http://NeonHitch.net Twitter: http://twitter.com/neonhitch "Fuck U Betta" Lyrics: I - I feel like I'm losing my mind -- mind She crept into your life --life And cut me up like a knife -- knife, yeah Hey -- Hey few things that I wanna say -- say Still got my dignity No one'll love you like me -- me, yeah But she's prettier than I'll ever be Got yourself a beauty queen, yeah But there's one thing I gotta say She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta Etta etta etta etta etta eh Betta etta etta etta etta etta I can fuck you betta etta etta etta etta etta eh She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you -- My way, remember screaming my name Cause I could sex your brain But she don't do it that way, no But she's prettier than I'll ever be Got yourself a beauty queen yeah But there's one thing I gotta say She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta Etta etta etta etta etta eh Betta etta etta etta etta etta I can fuck you betta etta etta etta etta etta eh She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you -- I know she's perfect and worth it oh yea she's beautiful But can she love you and touch until you go - oh You keep on trying to hide it but we both know - oh She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta Etta etta etta etta etta eh Betta etta etta etta etta etta I can fuck you betta etta etta etta etta etta eh She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta I know she's perfect and worth it oh yea she's beautiful But can she love you and touch until you go - oh You keep on trying to hide it but we both know - oh She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta Betta betta betta betta betta betta I can fuck you betta Betta betta betta betta She can fuck you good but I can fuck you betta I can fuck you betta baby! © 2012 WMG
So tell me which one you liked best and post a link to a Rock video that you think is sexy. Your input will be appreciated.
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