The Teabaggers are Steeping in Their Tears. Many ignorant bigots are now facing a dilemma. Many of these racists recently proclaimed that if Obama won the election they would leave the country. Obama has won the election so are these bigots really going to leave? I strongly support them in their decision and I hope they all leave soon. I say love it or leave it. Or are those teabaggers just going to be cowardly hypocrites and pretend they never said they were going to go? So unless they are hypocrites, their dilemma is where to go. Where can they find their racist paradise?

A few decades ago they could have gone to South Africa and basked in that apartheid paradise. But now that South Africa has majority rule, they won't be able to go there to oppress the Black majority. Are there any unenlightened countries left where bigots can congregate and oppress minorities? That prospect is no two-foot putt. The world has evolved in the last few decades and it's not going to be easy to a bastion of bigotry. I know what you're thinking, they can go to Australia, the land of Rupert Murdoch, the bigot who owns Fox News. But many Australians now denounce racism. And in order to immigrate to Australia, even White people need to have a job lined up down there.

Well, there is one perfect place for all the racists to go and enjoy White supremacy! They can go to the South -- even further south than Alabama. They should all migrate to Antarctica the deep deep South. In Antarctica even the terrain is white. They can all drive white cars and live in white trailers. They won't have to worry about having a Black President, Black neighbors or any undocumented immigrants from Mexico taking their jobs. They can outlaw abortion and require everyone to speak English. They can have all of the guns they want without having to worry about permits. And they can elect that famous teabagger, Sara Palin as their President because she knows snow. And when Sara Palin resigns during her first term, they can always elect another bigot like Rush Limbaugh.

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Sara Palin  http://mariopiperni.com/
Rush Limbaugh  http://mariopiperni.com/
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