

Please go! I'm begging you!

I'm sending you to the Caymans
Romney has adopted DuhBya's policy of tax cuts for the wealthy, in fact, he's going to double down on that failed policy. Romney is going to reduce the top rate from 35% to 28%. The bottom tax rate only goes from 10% down to 8%. He is also lowering corporate tax rates from 35% to 25%. He pretends this will be "revenue neutral" because he's going to change tax deductions but he won't give any specifics.
Romney has also adopted many of DuhBya's policy advisers. 17 of his top 25 advisers worked for DuhBya. So considering the fact that DuhBya put the US economy in the toilet, why does Willard think that the same failed policies will work now? Former President George W. Bush, was not campaigning with Willard Romney today. DuhBya was in the Cayman Islands, speaking to the Cayman Alternative Investment Summit on Grand Cayman Island. The event in the Cayman Islands is held to instruct the richest people in the world on how to hide their assets and use tax shelters to avoid paying taxes like Romney has been doing for decades. But the press has been barred from covering any events that GW will be involved in. Raw Story (http://s.tt/1rHaV)
But that's not the real reason DuhBya has been exiled to the Caymans. The real reason is that Romney is trying to distance himself from the failed policies of DuhBya's administration. But some of the details are now being revealed thanks to a room-service recording being released by "Mother Jones". An employee in the luxury hotel where GW is hiding concealed his cell phone on a food cart and got an audio recording of GW, his body guard and the President of a bank in the Caymans. "Mother Jones" provided this partial transcript from that conversation:
GW: "Oh yeah. Gimme a plate with a lobster and some of that Coby Fillet."
Bubba: "This looks like some [expletive deleted]. I'll bust up your lobster Boss. Want me to cut up your steak?"
GW: "Naw, I can cut that [expletive deleted] steak with my fork."
Bubba: "This [expletive deleted] looks expensive!"
GW: "Don't worry about it, Romney's payin' for everything. Get yourself another surf 'n turf if you're still hungry after that one."
(knock on door)
"Get the door Bubba. That's my banker."
Banker: "Good to see you Mr. President. I haven't seen you since 2009."
GW: "Sit down, buddy, I got you a surf 'n turf. And I got another big deposit too."
Banker: "I thought your kick backs had dried up."
GW: "This ain't kick back money this time. I got this from your old friend Mitt Romney. I told Romney that I was gonna go to every battleground state to campaign for him. I said I'd praise him for bringing back my boys to help him run the government and I'd endorse his tax plan because it's just like mine. I could see the color drain right out of his face. Yeah, I could see right through all of that [expletive deleted] girlie make-up he always wears. I knew I had him. He said he'd gimme $10 million to get the hell out of the country. I said make it $20 million plus expenses and I'm gone.
(passes suitcase to banker)
So, here ya go. Put this in my account and launder it."
Banker: "While you're here do you need to take care of any family business?"
GW: "Naw. My dad and my brothers can handle their own [expletive deleted] accounts."
picture credits:
Romney War http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002797341
Romney applauds Bush http://www.mediaite.com/
Romney tells Bush to leave http://pictures-images-photos.com/