Romney was in Washington today to thank the republicans in Congress for their obstructionism. Romney said that there are three reasons he will win the Presidential election. He said the first reason is because republicans in Congress have "effectively blocked almost every piece of legislation that would help economic recovery and job creation." He said republican "stonewalling" has made President Obama appear to be unable to restore the economy that was shattered by the Bush administration. Romney said, "I have a deep admiration for these loyal republicans who are willing to destroy the country to put a republican in the White House."
Romney said the said the second most important factor for his victory is the super-pac money supplied by special interest groups. Willard said, "We now have the most expensive bull-horn in political history. We can amplify our lies and distortions and completely drown out the truth." The polls indicate that voters are beginning to believe the republican propaganda. Romney said just wait until the last couple of weeks before the election. Romney said, "We will brainwash every voter who watches television and we'll bury them with robo-calls and texts."
Of course, the third reason Romney will win this election is the passage of all important voter suppression laws. Republicans in 19 state legislatures have passed voter-ID laws that are designed to suppress the democratic voters. Romney criticized recent court rulings that have protected voter rights. Romney said, "State courts need to follow the precedent set by the Supreme Court in 2000. In that landmark decision, all five republicans on the Supreme Court over-ruled the ridiculous decision by Florida's State Supreme Court to recount all of the votes accurately. The Supreme Court should always over-rule voters and select republicans as our leaders. I promise to appoint Supreme Court Justices who will insure that republican candidates are always selected." When asked if voting rights mattered, Romney said, "I call on all republicans to use voter intimidation and bogus challenges to deter minorities from voting. 47% of the citizens shouldn't be allowed to vote; they should be deported."
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