
You're all fired!
Romney said the reason people should vote for him is because the U.S. economy is failing. Romney has experience acquiring failing businesses while he ran Bain Capital. At Bain it was standard operating procedure to sell off the assets of the failing company, lay-off the workers and abandon healthcare and pension fund obligations. "I was only doing my job" said Romney. "I had to make a profit for Bain's shareholders." He failed to mention that he was the sole shareholder at the time.
Now Willard Romney has a plan to eliminate the entire U.S. national debt. His plan involves "managed bankruptcy" which is how Romney saved the U.S. automobile industry.
Bain Capital will be in charge of selling off all U.S. government assets and lands. Then Bain will sell all U.S. businesses, real estate and even everyone's personal possessions. Everything will be sold to the Chinese because only they have enough money to buy everything. Then everyone in the country will be laid-off. Of course, all U.S. citizens will have to be evicted. Willard said everyone would then have thirty days to go to Canada or go to Mexico; or they can go "straight to Hell".
Any profits from the sale will be held in secret Swizz Bank accounts and invested in businesses Bain operates in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda.