For the last three months the republicans have known that the only way Romney could win the election was to close the "Gender Gap".  Obama has a huge lead among women voters.  A retarded republican in Missouri, Todd Akin, made it worse with his "legitimate rape" theory.  That's why the republican convention was completely focused on pandering to women.  Ann Romney famously yelled, "We love you women!" in a desperate attempt to attract women voters.  But despite their efforts; the gender gap only widened.  Rush Limbaugh said the liberal fema-Nazis make women vote democrat.

Romney's flip-flops have covered every position on abortion and birth control and still haven't attracted any support with women.  His own people told him he could not win unless he can overcome the gender gap.  It was Mitt Romney himself who came up with a new strategy to win women over.  He said it would be the "Mother of all flip-flops".  He said, "Okay, the women are against me.  If you can't beat them -- join them.  I'm going to flip-flop my sex." 

Over the weekend, at Cedars Cyanide Hospital, Romney will receive emergency sexual re-assignment surgery.  After the extensive surgical procedure Romney will be a woman.  Karl Rove, who volunteered to be the breast donor, sees this as a winning strategy.  Rove said, "Women have a tendency to vote for other women.  This should give us a lead among blonds."  

An optimistic Romney said, "I'll be known as Mittsy Romney, the first woman President of the United States."

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