According to an unnamed source (Matt Rhoades) within the Romney campaign, Willard Romney will announce that Donald Trump is his choice for Secretary of Labor. Romney said Trump shares his views on labor. Romney joked, "We both enjoy firing people."
Romney's plan is to make the appointment official at a press conference at the Department of Labor. He wants to announce Trump's appointment and introduce him as a speaker. Trump will give his speech thanking Romney for making him the new Secretary of Labor. Romney will then step up to the microphone beside Trump and say, "You're fired." And that's when a powerful leaf-blower will be aimed at Trump's famous comb-over. Then, while everyone laughs, Romney will announce that the Department of Labor is also being being eliminated. And, he'll point at the crowd and say, "you're all fired!" It will be hilarious.
Rhoades said that everyone would love to see Trump fired and if Romney gets Trump's comb-over blown off and fires that S.O.B. on national television, his popularity will soar. And, he going to need it because Romney's also going to announce additional cuts. He'll eliminate the following Departments: Agriculture, Education, Transportation, Immigration, Energy, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, and Interior and fire all of their employees.
But, Romney may keep these departments: Defense, Treasury, Commerce, Homeland Security, Justice. Depending upon how many "patronage" jobs he needs to appease his contributors.
But at least the million people who get fired can laugh at "poor" Donald Trump.
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